Australian Goodness

This trip has been amazing. All I can say is everyone should come to Busselton and stay at my aunt's house.

You will be served gourmet food and drinks and put on two kilos in six days.

You will be taken on tours to exotic and interesting places, on yachts and through caves.

You (possibly imaginary) son will get thoroughly wet every day.

You will be taken to view kangaroos hopping around in nature and yachtsmen hopping around on their boats.

In the evening, you will be shown a selection of movies and TV shows tailored to your tastes - Aboriginal culture / Wallace and Gromit / Iron Chef.

You will be accommodated in a luxury apartment located separately from the house - with your own bathroom, kitchen, hammock, chooks and fruit bowl filled with summer fruits.

Your house will be situated directly across the road from a supermarket and liquor store. You will be within easy walking distance of galleries. In fact, the very house where you are staying will contain its very own gallery.

You will be close to at least three op shops - within which you can pretend you are very, very wealthy.

You will have instant and unlimited access to the internet.

You will be approximately two blocks away from a beautiful beach and a famous jetty - near which annual Ironman competitions take place.

You could not buy this experience - even with a Mastercard.