Talking / Writing about dreams

I have had some trippy dreams lately...actually awesomely real where I wake up and feel like something is in the room.

Anyway, I will not tell any of these dreams to you, because, dear reader, we all know that other people's dreams are not interesting. Why?

Because, contrary to a good fantasy story (or any story), dreams usually have no plot, no in-built-tension, no deep characters, and no subtlety what-so-ever (and, something that might redeem them, no connection with reality as I see it).

However, this doesn't stop an internet search coming with with a heck of a lot of people who write about their dreams. Google search results:

"Other interesting things that have been happening inside my head lately include some trippy dreams about my teeth .... So as it turns out, this same woman came up to him out of the blue in the week that I was pregnant that he knew I was ..." - a blog I do not want to read!

"I've had some weird weird weird dreams during pregnancy that I thought I should start putting on my blog. A few of them, frankly, ..." (should not be talked about, except with people who love you dearly, in my opinion).

There is, however, a whole industry built around analysing dreams for people who think they might actually mean something. This website offers dream analysis for $9 a pop.